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Elmer Fudd Finally Wins! i.e. how Bugs Bunny dies
June 29, 2013

Elmer Fudd finally wins i.e. how Bugs Bunny dies


14 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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After Happily Ever (8)
March 17, 2013

“Right now it’s just me and Bin Bin.”

“Frog needs to be outside.”

“Bin Bin likes life indoors.”

“This is how it starts, Illandra,” Filomena put her bread on the table. “I had me a rooster – Rikel – best rooster you could imagine. Feathers soft and straight. He’d nip at my nose to wake me before he’d start to crow, considerate little fellow. We had a bond. But these things always get out of hand.”

Illandra’s eyes widened, her spoon stopped halfway toward her mouth, “Pardon?”

“Oh not like that, you hussy! Get your head out of the trough!”


5 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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After Happily Ever (7)
March 14, 2013

Illandra sat down to her bowl of stew, rabbit and cabbage, one of her favourites.

“Rabbit, Filomena?” she asked, “What’s the occasion?”

“Felt like rabbit.” Filomena answered through a mouthful of cabbage. “You find yourself a man yet?”

Illandra groaned, “No.” Illandra’s maidenhood was a frequent topic of discussion at the table. Filomena was a firm believer that prolonged virginity was the cause of facial warts, and was sure that Illandra had only a year or two left before her first would appear.

“You best get on that, it’ll only get harder if your first wart comes in.”

Illandra forced her eyes down to look at her bowl rather than at FIlomena’s blemishes.


6 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Accidental Nudity: Just a little snack
February 25, 2013

The doctor's explained that without their feeding tubes, the patients would die, but Delta Burke refused to give them back.
The doctor’s explained that without their feeding tubes, the patients would die, but Delta Burke refused to give them back.


6 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Accidetnal Nudity: Timing is everything
February 18, 2013

Here's that erection assistant cream I borrowed, I know this is a big date for you tonight!

Here’s that erection assistant cream I borrowed, I know this is a big date for you tonight!


5 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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