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Auto Erotic Asphixiation! i.e. how Mickey Mouse dies
June 22, 2013

Auto Erotic Asphixiation i.e. how Mickey Mouse dies


12 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Accidental Nudity: 911
June 14, 2013

911? Yes, hi. I had a question about lockjaw, and a possible emergency...

“911? Yes, hi. I had a question about lockjaw, and a possible emergency…”


12 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Accidetnal Nudity: Timing is everything
February 18, 2013

Here's that erection assistant cream I borrowed, I know this is a big date for you tonight!

Here’s that erection assistant cream I borrowed, I know this is a big date for you tonight!


5 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Accidental Nudity: Erectile Dystfunction
February 11, 2013

Just give him a few hours in this position and it should go down, and for god's sake, don't try to touch it!

“Just give him a few hours in this position and it should go down, and for god’s sake, don’t try to touch it!”


6 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Accidental Nudity: Breakfast of champions
January 23, 2013

Sarah had doubts about how breakfast cereal could save her marriage, but Ann swore by it, so it seemed worth a try.


2 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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