Here’s that erection assistant cream I borrowed, I know this is a big date for you tonight!

“Just give him a few hours in this position and it should go down, and for god’s sake, don’t try to touch it!”

Sarah had doubts about how breakfast cereal could save her marriage, but Ann swore by it, so it seemed worth a try.

“It was the one in the middle, Officer. He ran by quickly, but I’d recognise that bulbous head anywhere.”

“Don’t be alarmed, I’m pretty sure those bumps are there for your pleasure.”