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After Happily Ever (8)
March 17, 2013

“Right now it’s just me and Bin Bin.”

“Frog needs to be outside.”

“Bin Bin likes life indoors.”

“This is how it starts, Illandra,” Filomena put her bread on the table. “I had me a rooster – Rikel – best rooster you could imagine. Feathers soft and straight. He’d nip at my nose to wake me before he’d start to crow, considerate little fellow. We had a bond. But these things always get out of hand.”

Illandra’s eyes widened, her spoon stopped halfway toward her mouth, “Pardon?”

“Oh not like that, you hussy! Get your head out of the trough!”

5 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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  • Walter Giersbach

    She was always going on about my politically incorect, chauvinistic ways, my failures, my shortcomings. It was after midnight when I snapped and stuck a kitchen knife into her. Her last words before she died burned in my mind: “And that’s another instrance of inappropriate touching!” [Sorry, couldn’t resist an unsolicited narrative here.]

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