“911? Yes, hi. I had a question about lockjaw, and a possible emergency…”

Enough time had finally passed and the Asexuals for Equal Rights group were able to hold their march without confusion.

The doctor’s explained that without their feeding tubes, the patients would die, but Delta Burke refused to give them back.

Here’s that erection assistant cream I borrowed, I know this is a big date for you tonight!

“Just give him a few hours in this position and it should go down, and for god’s sake, don’t try to touch it!”