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Accidental Nudity: Bush? Shmush.
April 1, 2013

Enough time had finally passed and the Asexuals for Equal Rights group were able to hold their march without confusion.
Enough time had finally passed and the Asexuals for Equal Rights group were able to hold their march without confusion.


2 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!


Accidental Nudity: Just a little snack
February 25, 2013

The doctor's explained that without their feeding tubes, the patients would die, but Delta Burke refused to give them back.
The doctor’s explained that without their feeding tubes, the patients would die, but Delta Burke refused to give them back.


2 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!
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Accidetnal Nudity: Timing is everything
February 18, 2013

Here's that erection assistant cream I borrowed, I know this is a big date for you tonight!

Here’s that erection assistant cream I borrowed, I know this is a big date for you tonight!


3 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!
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Accidental Nudity: Erectile Dystfunction
February 11, 2013

Just give him a few hours in this position and it should go down, and for god's sake, don't try to touch it!

“Just give him a few hours in this position and it should go down, and for god’s sake, don’t try to touch it!”


3 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!
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Accidental Nudity: The Saline Solution
February 3, 2013

Doris was the only passenger who managed to stay afloat after the horrific ocean crash.

Doris was the only passenger who managed to stay afloat after the horrific ocean crash.


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