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Accidental Nudity: The Saline Solution
February 3, 2013

Doris was the only passenger who managed to stay afloat after the horrific ocean crash.

Doris was the only passenger who managed to stay afloat after the horrific ocean crash.


2 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Why I’m not a lesbian (pt. 3)
January 21, 2013

Bitches be stealin’ my clothes!

I like for the ladies to be built pretty much like I am, about my height, about my frame. I also like when girls are into fashion and style. Put these two things together and you wind up with the opportunity to double your wardrobe just by dating! Sounds great, right? Lesbian!

How can this possibly be a negative?

Because every single person who I have ever lent an item of clothing to, has looked better in that that item of clothing than I did!!! Every single time! This is okay if the person I’ve lent something to is going out with a group that I’m not a part of, but if they go out with people I know, then I can never wear that item with those people again! Sounds paranoid? Well fuck you.

The problem of course, is boobs. So long as the item fits, boobs make everything better: sweaters, blazers, blouses, even skirts and pants somehow. And everybody I know has bigger boobs than I do, which means they instantly look better in everything of mine that fits them. I could of course simply refrain from being with women who have bigger boobs than me, except, well, that sounds really depressing.

The Princess will have to do for me – his boobs may be bigger than mine, but he never wears my clothes. At least not in public.


3 instances of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Accidental Nudity: Tits Save Hips
April 20, 2012

They may not be so pretty nowadays, but my girls have saved me from breaking a hip more than once.

“They may not be so pretty nowadays, but my girls have saved me from breaking a hip more than once.”


1 instance of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Accidental Nudity: Moobies
February 17, 2012

Sincere aplotgies for the mix-up, but I must say, these are some of my best work.

“Sincere apologies for the mix-up, but I must say, these are some of my best work.”


1 instance of slightly inappropriate touching!

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