A review of ‘Reacher,’ a movie I have not seen, but whose trailer I watched when I went to see Lincoln with The Princess

“It was the one in the middle, Officer. He ran by quickly, but I’d recognise that bulbous head anywhere.”

“Look, Jim, we in accounting know that you creatives have your own rules,

but did you really think shouting Avada Kedavra at the client

was helpful to anyone?”

“Don’t be alarmed, I’m pretty sure those bumps are there for your pleasure.”