“It was the one in the middle, Officer. He ran by quickly, but I’d recognise that bulbous head anywhere.”

“Don’t be alarmed, I’m pretty sure those bumps are there for your pleasure.”

“Hon, I was diagnosed as an incurable nymphomaniac, I figure I might as well make some money.”

“But honey, you’re the one who told me I needed professional help!”

“Easy, Bo*&jam$k!i, these humans prefer a confident, yet gentle entry!”