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Accidental Nudity: Intergalactic exploration
October 25, 2012

Easy, Bo*&jam$k!i, these humans prefer a confident, yet gentle entry!

“Easy, Bo*&jam$k!i, these humans prefer a confident, yet gentle entry!”


1 instance of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Accidental Nudity: Greetings from beyond
April 13, 2012

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After an intense study of human interactions, the Ro9y8nzziltj earth visit goes awry when they attempt to convey their friendly intentions by flashing what they understand to be the peace sign.


1 instance of slightly inappropriate touching!

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Accidental Nudity: Interstellar hijinks
March 9, 2012

View of alien's three-cheeked bottom. Alright, we've mooned a human. Now we just need put graffiti on some crops and find something called a 'bumpkin,' then we can get off this planet.

“Alright, we’ve mooned a human. Now we just need to put graffiti on some crops and find something called a ‘bumpkin,’ then we can get off this planet.”


1 instance of slightly inappropriate touching!

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