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Seniors singles dance, at 33 I was a pretty hot ticket.

A swarm of flies hovered on the wall, then vanished. Totally gross and creepy.

Surprised to see how much (more) weight I've gained.

The Littlest Princess got engaged - and the rock is kinda huge (still gorgeous and tasteful)

All my hairstyles together at last.

Huge Zit on my forehead 'hey you up there, rent's due!'

My Dad turned 65 this week. I wasn't there so I sent a bottle of Dom Perignon!

On our way for me to meet The Princess's mother. It required time travelling to the 1960's

Met The Princess's mother. I'm told it went well.

Toilet with sun and clouds/Toilet with moon and stars

I finally made the black suede clutch with brass knuckles handle